It's All in How You Say It

"Mom, do we have $4.00?"

"Yeah, we have $4.00."

"Oh, good! We can buy a booger for $4.00!"

"Um, a what?"

"A booger! No, not that kind of booger," she says, when she sees the look of disgust on my face.

"What kind of booger do you think I think you're talking about?"

Binta mimes sticking her finger up her nose.

"And what kind of booger are you talking about?"

Binta mimes eating a big, juicy burger.

Booger, anyone?