The Brotherhood Survey

And here are my answers to Hank's Brotherhood 2.0 Survey. What? You're not watching Brotherhood?

1. Your name:
Tiffany

2. Your Web page:
well, you found it!

3 What have you been up to this past year
(please be as detailed as possible, because we actually want to know)?
I been educating 20 lucky young 8- and 9-year-olds, raising my brilliant daughter all by myself, and unpacking 104 boxes after moving to my new house. I've also been using my crock pot quite a bit.

4 How much longer do you think you'll be doing what you're doing?
I'll be teaching until I'm very old. I'll be raising my daughter until she tells me to stop. I hope to be done with boxes in the next week. I'll likely retire the crock pot in the spring.

5 Why are you doing it?
I'm doing it because it's what I'm supposed to do. Oh yeah, I've also been watching quite a bit of Lost.

6 What do you want to be doing?
I want to get something published. And I want to be worrying about money a lot less than I currently am.

7 What's next in your life?
More reflections around what I need to take care of myself.

8 How You Doin'?
I'm doing really well.

9 What's the best book you read this year?
This year (2007): Peter and the Starcatchers
The past 12 months: The Kite Runner

10 Describe a perfect day?
It would have a perfect balance of time playing with Binta, getting lost in a used bookstore by myself, and playing board games with friends.

11 Assuming that all things come to an end...how do you think humans will go extinct?
It's going to be bad.

12 How are you feeling about kids these days?
I love mine. She's absolutely awesome.

13 (- In this space, compose your own question, and answer it -)
"When's the last time you got your hair cut?"
Sadly, August 2006.

14 Ambrozzo tastes better than anything else, what does ambrozzo taste like?
Slightly warmed chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

15 If you were a cliché, what cliché would you be?
A watched pot never boils.

16 What is your least favorite part of any given day?
Trying to chase my 4-year-old out of the house each morning, only to arrive to work late.

17 Do you enjoy science fiction?
No, that's definitely not my thing.

18 Cheese or Chocolate?
Oh, chocolate. Forever chocolate.

19 Where would you live if you could live anywhere?
Within walking distance of friends, family, shopping, work, and the beach.

20 What was your first concert?
I'm afraid it may have been 38 Special. There's a horrible first kiss along with that story.

21 If you could start a business that would be instantly successful, what kind of business would it be?
Curriculum development.

22 Invisibility or Time Travel?
Time travel - to see my brother.

23 What's wrong with the world?
That any idiot gets to take home a new baby from the hospital and raise it without any qualifications or training whatsoever.