I am a Horrible Person

For some time now, I have been getting cheap thrills by watching this clip.

I laugh until my stomach hurts and I have tears running down my face.

I'm not sure what sends me over the edge each time. It could be any number of things:

• the fact that the lively music continues to play in the background
• the fact that it takes several seconds for the other girl to offer any assistance
• the sight of grapes flying off the girls feet as she tumbles
• the fantastic sound effects of hearing her cries in slow motion

Perhaps it's the fact that in her attempts to cheat (by telling the other girl to stop so that she could demonstrated her quick stomp technique) she has, in fact lost.

Cheaters never win.

Really, none of it is funny. Yet I can't stop watching it and making my cheeks hurt.