An award! It turns out it is from ebay, for having received 10 positive feedback points. Here's how the message reads:"As a Buyer, your star tells Sellers you're serious in your bidding activity and that sellers can count on you to follow through on your transactions in a professional and timely manner. As a Seller, your star indicates you have a track record and makes Buyers feel more at ease in purchasing items from you."
But the implied message:
"You're out of control. You're just the kind of impulsive, nostalgia-seeking client that we to have on hand here at ebay. Someone who roams the site for hours, just looking for a tempting piece of junk to bid on. It's people like you who keep ebay afloat! So, from us to you, congratulations and thank you, for providing many a dinner out for ebay sellers across the globe!"
Enjoy your drinks. I'll just sit here and finger the record that I'll never be able to hear.
Anyone else proud of the successful status I've reached?
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