Valentine Day Tears

It's not so much that I need a valentine.

I just need someone who can be in charge of cutting the onion.

Binta, concerned about seeing her mommy crying in the kitchen so frequently, mentioned a "Food Cutter" that she saw on TV that she thinks I need. And I like her idea. The Food Cutter probably spends a lot less time watching football and is willing to help out whenever I need it.

But it would require additional washing and clean up efforts. But then, so does a man.